*white lady voice*
tiffany and i have history
*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*
My favorite feature of the tumblr mobile app is when it sucks my posts into the Realm of Imagination and then spits them back out whenever the fuck it feels like it.
what do you mean you’re “not a dog person”? are you feeling okay? do you need to lie down?